When a Mad Lib Goes Wrong

[This website http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/ Is essentially a lover's mad lib story maker type a thing. It doesn't always work so well..... or, ever actually XD. But sometimes they come out really funny. Observe...]


Yoshi and Jimmy were celebrating a green Valentine's Day together. Yoshi had cooked a strong dinner and they ate of love by candlelight.

"My darling," Jimmy said, stroking Yoshi's neck, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Yoshi. "It is but a cold token of my tight love."

Yoshi opened the box. Inside was a great blanket! She gazed at it gently. Then she gazed at Jimmy gently. "It's comforting," Yoshi said. "Come here and let me grab you."

Just then, an awesome crone sprang out of hiding and cackled as a lone star in the sky. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a warm voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Jimmy read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other warmly as the crone cackled some more. Yoshi's arm began to tremble. Then Jimmy shrugged, pulled out a ring, and hit the crone on her hand. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Yoshi said and kissed Jimmy Happily. "This is a sweet Valentine's Day!"

They lovingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they held each other all night long.
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I'm Dreaming Of A Tight Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Yoshi sat lovingly of love, sipping cold eggnog.

She looked at the awesome necklace hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Jimmy had hung it there, just before they looked at each other warmly and then fell into each other's arms and held each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so strong, Yoshi thought, pouring a green amount of rum into her eggnog. Then Jimmy might not have got so warm and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a comforting tear and held her arm in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a great voice lifted Happily up in song.


I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas

Just as a lone star in the sky


Yoshi ran to the door. It was Jimmy, looking sweet all over with snow.

"I missed you fearfully," Jimmy said. "And I wanted to grab your hand again."

Yoshi hugged Jimmy and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Jimmy said.

"I think so too," Yoshi said and they held each other's hand until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted ferret neck [oh dear god no!! O_O] and lived gently until Yoshi got drunk again.
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[lol, my favorite one...]
The Battle For The Ring

Of love, Yoshi held her ring. She had been busy with the ring for hours and now wanted nothing more than a cold cuddle or a strong massage from her lover Jimmy.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her warm Jimmy appeared at the door, grinning Happily.

"Put down the ring," Jimmy said lovingly. "Unless you want me to grab that ring on your hand."

Yoshi put down the ring. She was comforting. She had never seen Jimmy so tight before and it made her sweet.

Jimmy picked up the ring, then withdrew a necklace from his neck. "Don't be so comforting," Jimmy said with a tight grimace. "A ferret bit my arm this morning, and everything became great. Now with this ring and this necklace I can lovingly rule the world!"

Yoshi clutched her awesome arm gently. This was her lover, her warm Jimmy, now staring at her with a tight neck.

"Fight it!" Yoshi shouted. "The ferret just wants the ring for his own warm devices! He doesn't love you, not the cold way I do!"

Yoshi could see Jimmy trembling gently. Yoshi reached out her hand and touched Jimmy's neck lovingly. She was warm, so warm, but she knew only her awesome love for Jimmy would break the ferret's spell.

Sure enough, Jimmy dropped the ring with a thunk. "Oh, Yoshi," he squealed. "I'm so cold, can you ever forgive me?"

But Yoshi had already moved of love. As a lone star in the sky, she pressed her hand into Jimmy's neck. And as they fell together in a great fit of love, the ring lay on the floor, sweet and forgotten.

[Hope you enjoyed these weird little postings Sugar Pants! ^___^ <3 ]